Inspirational Posters.
Date: 1/27/2006
Submitted By: chorn
Favorite Links of the Week
VIDEOS:
Horse Farts During Interview – Poor Guy seems to like it !!!.
Reno 911 D&D Clip – Hilarious Dungeons and Dragons Spoof.
GAMES: -
Ant City –Exterminate the population with a magnifying glass.
Comboling – Clear all the pieces, great puzzle game for people who like this stuff.
ANIMATION: -
Bungie Jumper –Watch all the different ways the Bungie Jumper Dies.
Fast Facts...
01.) The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles.
02.) Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
03.) Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
04.) The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
05.) American car horns beep in the tone of F.
06.) No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.
07.) Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
08.) 1 in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.
09.) You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
10.) Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.
11.) The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
12.) The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache
13.) A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
14.) American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.
15.) Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
16.) The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA."
17.) Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
18.) The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.
19.) The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
20.) Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
21.) The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer.
22.) Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
23.) Betsy Ross is the only real person to ever have been the head on a Pez dispenser.
24.) Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
25.) Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor. (Her doctor was a Jew!)
26.) Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
27.) All U.S. Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.
28.) Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
29.) The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly
Inspirational Posters.
If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.
If you think we're a bad firm, you should see our rivals!
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here!
We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!
2 days without a Human Rights Violation!
If at first you don't succeed, try management.
It's only unethical if you get caught.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
Never quit until you have another job.
Work harder slaves!
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
If you can read this, you're not working!
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
Go the extra mile, it makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
Pride, commitment, teamwork - words we use to get you to work for free.
Succeed in spite of management.
Work - it isn't just for sleeping anymore.
There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.
Some more of this past weeks Pictures incase you missed them !
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