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Favorite Links of the Week
Check out our Discussion Forums
Videos:
Bill Shatner Roast : Jeffrey Ross Roasts Bill Shatner.
Psychotic German Kid : Parody mashup of the Psycho German Kid Vs The Numa Numa Kid (Hilarious).
Flash Games:
Champion: Excellent stick figure game where you kill armies of sticks with your bow & arrow..
Dice Wars : Addicting game, Its kind of like Risk except it doesn't take 900 hours to play.
Special !! :
Peter Griffin : Another great Peter Griffin pranking soundboard. Alot of really good sound clips.
--Jokes--
Ever Wonder Why ?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Are you normal ?
Driving
4 out of 5 sing in the car. (and probably 4 out of 5 can't sing for beans either)
12% of men never use their car blinkers.
45% of us consistantly follow the speed limit. (This is hard to believe - Get on a
highway and go the exact speed limit. Are 45% of the people not passing you - I
doubt it)
2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light.
1/3 of us don't wear seat belts.
71% can drive a stick-shift car.
44% of men tailgate to speed up the person in front of them.
What We Shouldn't be Doing
13% of us admit to occassionally doing our offspring's homework.
91% of us lie regularly.
27% admit to cheating on a test or quiz.
Religion
90% believe in divine retribution.
10% believe in the 10 Commandments. (That's one Commandment per person on average)
82% believe in an afterlife.
45% believe in ghosts.
10% of us claim to have seen a ghost. (Not Counting Casper)
49% believe in ESP.
Daily Living
90% of us depend on alarm clocks to wake us.
53% read their horoscopes regularly.
16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary (mostly men).
59% of us say we're average-looking.
Less than 10% are trilingual.
37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR.
53% prefer ATM machines over tellers.
44% reuse tinfoil.
57% save pretty gift paper to reuse.
66% of women and 59% of men have used a mix to cook and taken credit for doing it
from scratch.
53% of us would take advice from Anne Landers.
28% of us have skinny-dipped. 14% with the opposite sex.
51% of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity.
On average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year.
20% of women consider their parents to be their best friends.
Love & Sex
2 out of 5 have married their first love.
Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand.
29% of us are virgins when we marry. (How many claim they are?)
The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.
Men say the average erect penis is 10". Women say it's 4".
56% of men have had sex at work.
60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.
Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.
1 in 5 men proposed on his knees.
6% propose over the phone. (Guys get a clue)
