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Videos:
George Busy Geico Commercial : The president and Little Richard together at last.
Kazakhstan responds to Borat : Parody of what They would say back to him.
Flash Games:
Staggy the Boyscount Slayer : The point of the game is to Kill Boyscounts.
Heavy Metal Racing : Motorcycle Racing.
Special !! :
Borat Movie Trailer : This movie looks like it will be hilarious. If you dont know who borat is yet you have been living under a rock and click that link to find out.
--Jokes--
Prison Vs Work ?
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called "supervisors"..
Q & A
Q: Why are the Japanese so smart?
A: No blondes.
Q: What has three teeth and 60 feet?
A: The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
Q: What's the difference between husbands and prisoners?
A: Prisoners complain behind bars. Husbands complain in them.
Q: What is the fastest animal in the world?
A: The Ethiopian chicken
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q.why does michael Jackson like 28 year olds ?
A. Because theres 20 of them
Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A: A different bar.
Q: Why was Jesus not born in France?
A: Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Q: What's the toughest thing about Rollerblading?
A: Telling your parents you're gay.
Q: How do you blind a Chinese person?
A: Put a windshield in front of them.
Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?
A: They don't listen
Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?
A. It doesn't need cleaning.
Q: Why do farts smell?
A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Q: Why don’t Mexicans and blacks have children together?
A: They're afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal.
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.
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