Louis CK - Comedian
* Country Songs You'll Never Hear
I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
Her Teeth was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
She's Lookin' Better After Every Beer
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
Mama, Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
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* If you're stressing out, here are some comments you can use to help articulate your mood to others...
Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.
And your cry baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Chaos, panic, & disorder -- my work here is done.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
Louis CK, Post office skit.
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