I Guess That's Fair
Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, "chickens."
"Chickens, eh?" says one guy. "Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?"
"Heck," says the guy with the bag, "iffin you guess right, I'll give you both of 'em."
The other scratches his head and guesses, "Um... five?"
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
The Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.
The city with the most rolls Royce per capita, is Hong Kong.
Hydroxydesoxycorticosterone and Hydroxydesoxycorticosterones are the largest anagrams.
The word yo-yo actually means come-come.
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled with out repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'.
Disney's Snow White was originally drawn as a Blonde.
The first novel ever written on a typewriter was Tom Sawyer.
Jane Barbie was the woman who did the voice recordings for the Bell System.
No piece of square dry paper can be folded in half more than 7 times!
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