Top Quagmire Family Guy Quotes

Fat chicks need love too...they just have to PAY!

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus. And I am sorry.

Hello, and welcome to another edition of Midnight Q. Tonight we're gonna enjoy some jazz from Charles Mingus. Norman Maylor's here to read an excerpt from his latest work. And we also have a girl from Omaha hiding a banana. We're gonna find out where. Giggity giggity. Giggity goo. Stick around.

Here's to the Drunken Clam, where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I.

I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through.

Hey guys, what's going on? I was just jerki ... ed out of a deep sleep.

Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity!

Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet?

You must be a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you.

Soccer moms alll right! GIGGITY, GIGGITY,GIGGITY!

I have a question for you too. Why are you still here?

I've never had a Spanish chick before! O-LE!!!

Check out this Funny Video from the show "The Whitest Kids you Know". This is a clip about opposites day.