Ways to Cope with Stress

• Jam small marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time
• Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.
• Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
• When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.
• Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
• Dance naked in front of your pets.
• Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.
• Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.
• Tape pictures of you boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
• leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
• Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
• Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
• Buy a subscription to "Sleazoid Weekly" and send it to your boss's wife.
• Pay your electric bill in pennies.
• Drive to work in reverse.
• Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
• Tell you boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out.
• Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.
• Polish your car with earwax.
• Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
• Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
• Braid the hairs in each nostril.
• Write a short story using alphabet soup.
• Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
• Make a language up and ask people for directions in it.
• Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.
• Watch Funny Videos on DailyHaHa :)

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