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Ways to Cope with Stress

Date Added: 3/27/2007
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Ways to Cope with Stress
  • Jam small marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time
  • Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.
  • Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
  • When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.
  • Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
  • Dance naked in front of your pets.
  • Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.
  • Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.
  • Tape pictures of you boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
  • leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
  • Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
  • Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
  • Buy a subscription to "Sleazoid Weekly" and send it to your boss's wife.
  • Pay your electric bill in pennies.
  • Drive to work in reverse.
  • Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
  • Tell you boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out.
  • Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.
  • Polish your car with earwax.
  • Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
  • Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
  • Braid the hairs in each nostril.
  • Write a short story using alphabet soup.
  • Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
  • Make a language up and ask people for directions in it.
  • Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.
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