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Videos:
Satans Pet Cat : Satans pet kitty is up for adoption, Dont you want to pet it ?.
Mother of the Year : Little fat kid scared as hell while his mom laughs at him.

Flash Games:
Mini Putt Putt : Everybody loves putt putt games, this is easy and addicting.
Security 2 : Test out your stealthiness if thats actually a word.

Special !! :
Simpsons Soundboard : Heres a little board with a bunch of the characters on it.

--Jokes--

More 1 Liners

Been There - Sh*t Happened

Boldly Going Nowhere

Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS?

Cover me, I'm changing lanes.

Don't laugh, your daughter may be inside - (on a custom van)

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.

Hang up and drive.

He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Honk If You Want To See My Finger

Honk if anything falls off

Honk if you're ontologically alienated

Horn broken watch for finger

How can I get in your way when you don't even have one?

I brake for no apparent reason

I don't brake.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Iconoclast

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

If you can read this, please flip me back over... (seen upside down, on a Jeep)

If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now

I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?

Karmically Challenged

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

My other car has bumperstickers, too

My son isn't an honor student. He plays hockey.

Post Cool

Question Appearances

Question Authority

Question Reality

Remember folks: Stop lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph.

Seen on the back of a biker's vest: If you can read this, my wife fell off.

So many pedestrians so little time

Subvert the Dominant Paradigm

This bumpersticker exploits illiterates

This is it, I don't have another car.

This is Not an Abandoned Vehicle - on an old, rusted-out car with 2 plastic bags taped over where the rear windows used to be, parked in a shopping center.

Today's Mood: Irritable

Warning! I brake for hallucinations

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition

Welcome to California. Now Go Home.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

42 Quotes Steve Irwin Quotes

• Because when they strike it can be that quick that if they're within range, you're dead, you're dead in your tracks. And his head weighs more than my body so it's WHACK!
  
  
• But I put my life on the line to save animals.
  
  
• Crikey means gee whiz, wow!
  
  
• Crikey, mate. You're far safer dealing with crocodiles and western diamondback rattlesnakes than the executives and the producers and all those sharks in the big MGM building.
  
  
• Every cent we earn from Crocodile Hunter goes straight back into conservation. Every single cent.
  
  
• Herein lies our problem. If we level that much land to grow rice and whatever, then no other animal could live there except for some insect pest species. Which is very unfortunate.
  
  
• I am optimistic globally. So many scientists are working frantically on the reparation of our planet.
  
  
• I believe our biggest issue is the same biggest issue that the whole world is facing, and that's habitat destruction.
  
  
• I believe sustainable use is the greatest propaganda in wildlife conservation at the moment.
  
  
• I believe that education is all about being excited about something. Seeing passion and enthusiasm helps push an educational message.
  
  
• I bled a lot. I got hit across the face. We couldn't film for seven days. I got hit, whacked, underwater, across the face. I finished the shot, got into the boat and blood started coming out.
  
  
• I get called an adrenaline junkie every other minute, and I'm just fine with that.
  
  
• I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it.
  
  
• I mean, these are all just little pink bits here (pointing at his arm) and are just curing up now. I've been recently filming a nine-and-a-half-foot female crocodile I had to catch. Oh, man, she bit me up! That was a mistake.
  
  
• I sincerely believe that there's room for cutting down trees for forestry and grazing, so as we all get to eat. Everyone has to compromise.
  
  
• I'm a proud Australian, a very, very proud Australian.
  
  
• I've probably saved thousands of peoples' lives with my educational message on snake bites, how to get in around venomous anything.
  
  
• My belief is that what comes across on the television is a capture of my enthusiasm and my passion for wildlife.
  
  
• My dad taught me from my youngest childhood memories through these connections with Aboriginal and tribal people that you must always protect people's sacred status, regardless of the pest.
  
  
• My field is with apex predators, hence your crocodiles, your snakes, your spiders.
  
  
• No matter where you go and what you do in America, you turn the tele on and you're confronted with violence.
  
  
• No, snakes are no problem. I'd go to any country, anywhere, any snakes, not a problem.
  
  
• See, I've always seen Jacques Cousteau as a hero, mate. He's a legend - like my dad, just a legend. And so what he did for conservation in the '60s through the '70s was just phenomenal.
  
  
• Sharks, I've been self-trained as well, and crocodiles, naturally. I've been catching them since I was nine. No problem.
  
  
• Since I was a boy, from this house, I was out rescuing crocodiles and snakes. My mum and dad were very passionate about that and, I was lucky enough to go along.
  
  
• Snakes are just very instinctive to me. I've been playing with snakes since before I could walk. It doesn't matter where or what it is, from the biggest to the most venomous.
  
  
• So fear helps me from making mistakes, but I make lot of mistakes.
  
  
• So now what happens is the cameras follow me around and capture exactly what I've been doing since I was a boy. Only now we have a team of, you know, like 73 of us, and it's gone beyond that.
  
  
• So, my tactic with conservation of apex predators is to get people excited and take them to where they live.
  
  
• Take the crocodile, for example, my favorite animal. There are 23 species. Seventeen of those species are rare or endangered. They're on the way out, no matter what anyone does or says, you know.
  
  
• That might have a lot to do with it, but you know, I probably don't show fear, but I suffer from fear like everyone else.
  
  
• The first crocodile I ever caught was at nine years of age, and it was a rescue.
  
  
• The only animals I'm not comfortable with are parrots, but I'm learning as I go. I'm getting better and better at 'em. I really am.
  
  
• There's a lot of research behind the scenes that you don't get to see, but I have an instinct that my dad nurtured from when I was born. I was very lucky then.
  
  
• We've evolved from sitting back on our tripods and shooting wildlife films like they have been shot historically, which doesn't work for us.
  
  
• When I talk to the camera, mate, it's not like I'm talking to the camera, I'm talking to you because I want to whip you around and plunk you right there with me.
  
  
• When the East Timor conflict broke out, when they gained independence, the militia killed a lot of East Timorese people. And their sacred totem is the crocodile. They believe that their island is actually a solidified crocodile, so it has sacred status.
  
  
• Where I live if someone gives you a hug it's from the heart.
  
  
• Yeah, for some reason parrots have to bite me. That's their job. I don't know why that is. They've nearly torn my nose off. I've had some really bad parrot bites.
  
  
• Yeah, I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling.
  
  
• Yeah, I'm a thrill seeker, but crikey, education's the most important thing.
  
  
• You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.
  
  
• You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny.

RIP Steve Irwin

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Some more of this past weeks Pictures incase you missed them !