Difficult to say when your Drunk
DailyHaHa Mailing List - 10/07/2005
Its that time again..
Favorite Links of the Week
VIDEOS:
Awsome Drummer – Hell of a drummer, even though they are buckets.
Golfing Murderer – This lady hits a bird right in the head with a ball.
GAMES: -
Bump Copter 2 – Very addicting easy to play game – Use the arrow keys .
Panda Gold – Unique Addicting “Golf” Game.
Soundboards: -
*Peter Griffin Soundboard – Peter from Family Guy audio clips.. **very funny
Joke– Pretend
A man and a beautiful woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replies.
"Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
Joke– Difficult to say
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
- Indubitably
- Innovative
- Preliminary
- Proliferation
- Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
- Specificity
- British Constitution
- Passive-aggressive disorder
- Loquacious Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
- Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
- Nope, no more beer for me.
- Sorry, but you're not really my type.
- Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight.
- Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing .
Some more of this past weeks Pictures incase you missed them !
