Lesser Know Diets
Happy New Year. This is a smaller update than usual , its been kind of a slow week. But here it is, enjoy.
Favorite Links of the Week
VIDEOS:
Future Eminem – Nerdiest Rap Olympics .
George Bush Drunk– George Bush is obviously a drunk.
GAMES: -
Jedi Training –Train to be a Jedi.
Card Thrower – Toss cards into a hat
Who Reads What...
1.The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
2.The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.
3.The Washington Post is read by people who think they ought to run the country.
4.USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't understand the Washington Post.
5.The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could spare the time.
6.The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country.
7.The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country.
8.The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country, as long as they do something scandalous.
9.The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a country, or that anyone is running it.
10.The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country.
Lesser Know Diets
The South Beach [Boys] Diet - Week 1 - Eat interesting and unique food nobody has heard of before. Week 2 - Take tons of drugs along with the food you were eating. Week 3 - Stop the diet. Week 4 - Start the diet again, but only eat more bland versions of the food you used to eat.
The Palindrome Diet - Only eat foods that can be spelled the same way forwards and backwards. Star Rats and Bird Rib can be tasty snacks while fruits and vegetables are no-no''s.
The Angry Goth Diet - Eat shit and die.
The Toddler Diet - Just eat toddlers.
The CASH CUBE! Diet - Place food on the bottom of THE CASH CUBE! Turn the machine on and watch your dinner spin quickly around you for 20 seconds. Whatever you can grab, you can eat!
The [Hot Landing] Zone Diet - Eat a few quick bites en route to the target in your Huey. When you get there, run.
