Men Vs. Women English
Favorite Links of the Week VIDEOS: GAMES: - Joke– Things Not To Say On Your First Date... -I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. Joke– Men Vs. Women English A Women's Guide To Male English - What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? A Man's Guide To Female English - We need to talk = I need to complain 
Break Dancing Competition Wish I could do this stuff
Lee Evans Trio Great Comedian does a funny sketch.
Lust Or Bust Dont get caught staring at the girls chest **Great game .
Mansion Impossible
Highly addicting original game, buy and sell fast.
-I used to come here all the time with my ex.
-I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
-Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
-I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.
-And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
-It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
- I'm hungry = I'm hungry
- I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
- I'm tired = I'm tired
- What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
- Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before
- Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
- I like that one better (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
- Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to
- I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
- We need = I want
- It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
- Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
- I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
- You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
- You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
- I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I've got my period
- Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
- I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
- I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
- Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
- I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
- Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
- How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like
- I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
- Is my bum fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
- You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
- Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
- Yes = No
- No = No
- Maybe = No
- I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
- This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
- Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
- Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
