Prison Vs Work
DailyHaHa Mailing List - 9/16/2005
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VIDEOS:
Amazing Rap Skillz – Rap star in the making here
Magic Trick – This guy literally levitates
GAMES: -
Ship Dock – Try Docking these ships in this game, very fun*
Killer Crocs – Manuever your way through the hungry crocs
ANIMATION: -
Prank Call - My Name is Bill Prank call
Joke # 1 – Prison Vs Work
1.In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.
2.In prison you get three meals a day. At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.
3.In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
4.In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
5.In prison you can watch TV and play games. At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
6.In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere. At work you are just ball-and-chained.
7.In prison you get your own toilet. At work you have to share.
8.In prison they allow your family and friends to visit. At work you cannot even speak to your family and friends Joke # 2 – Your Single
A woman is at the check-out line at the grocery store. The check-out guy scans her items though the machine:
1 bar of soap
1 box of cereal
1 pint of milk
1 frozen dinner
1 bottled water
1 serving of ice cream
"So, I guess you're single," the guy says.
The woman gives a sarcastic smile and says, "How could you tell?"
He says, "Because you're ugly."
