DailyHaHa Mailing List 7/21/2006
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Videos:
Pretty Woman : The not so pretty woman.
Extreme Tubing : Super insane water tubing!.
Flash Games:
E=MC^2 : Find the correct angles to jump from platform to platform.
Dangerous Dave : See how far you can whack the guy on the bike with a bat.
Special !! :
Amazing Burping Girl : I have never heard burps so pure and sweet.
--Jokes--
Whats your sign, and how many of you does it take to change a light bulb
Aries:
Just one. You want to make something of it?
Taurus:
One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out one is useless and should be thrown away.
Gemini:
Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
Cancer:
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Leo:
Leo's don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
Virgo:
Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Libra:
Umm, two. Or maybe one. No -- on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?
Scorpio:
That secret information can only be shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Sagittarius:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Capricorn:
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Aquarius:
Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so.....
Pisces:
Light bulb? What light bulb?
Top 10 Funny Foreign Signs
10. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
9. In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
8. On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
7. Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
6. In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
5. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
4. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass?
3. In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
2. On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
1. In a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
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