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Videos:
Worste Acting of all Time: Soccer goalie tries to steal a call from the Refs.
Flexible Girl: Extremely Flexible girl shoots a bow and arrow with her feet while upside down !!!.
Flash Games:
Rage Stick Fighter : Everyone always asks for more of these.
Target Practice : Test your sniper abilities.
Special !! :
Borats ne movie Trailer : Ali G is back again with a new Movie this fall. The trailer is hilarious.
--Jokes--
Top 10 Things you learn about computers in movies
10. You never have to use the spacebar when typing long sentences.
9. All monitors display two-inch-high letters.
8. When it comes to computers in the home, children can use them like M.I.T. grads while adults are bumbling imbeciles.
7. Computers that have powerful text-based command shells will be able to correctly understand and execute commands typed in plain English.
6. Corollary: You can gain access to any information you want by simply typing "ACCESS ALL SECRET FILES" on any keyboard.
5. Powerful computers beep whenever you press a key or whenever the screen changes. Some computers also slow down the output on the screen so that it doesn't go faster than you can read.
4. Complex calculations and loading of huge amounts of data will be accomplished in under three seconds.
3. High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA or the CIA, have easy-to-understand graphical interfaces.
2. A teenage hacker can get into the most sensitive computer in the world before intermission and guess the secret password in two tries.
1. Picking up the pieces.
Top 10 Letters kids write to God
10. Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now?
9. Dear God,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
8. Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
7. Dear God,
Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
6. Dear God,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
5. Dear God,
If we come back as something please don't let me be Jennifer because I hate her.
4. Dear God,
I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
3. Dear God,
If you watch me in church Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes.
2. Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
1. Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool!
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Some more of this past weeks Pictures incase you missed them !
