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Squirrel Cam - University of South Carolina
What your car says about you
| Acura Integra | I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars |
| Acura Legend | I'm too bland for German cars |
| Acura NSX | I am impotent |
| Audi 90 | I enjoy putting out engine fires |
| Buick Park Avenue | I am older than 34 of the 50 states |
| Cadillac Eldorado | I am a very good Mary Kay salesman |
| Cadillac Seville | I am a pimp |
| Chevrolet Camaro | I enjoy beating up people |
| Chevrolet Chevette | I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette |
| Chevrolet Corvette | I'm in a mid-life crisis |
| Chevrolet El Camino | I am leading a militia to overthrow the government |
| Chrysler Cordoba | I dig the rich Corinthian leather |
| Datsun 280Z | I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well |
| Dodge Dart | I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower |
| Dodge Daytona | I delivered pizza for four years to get this car |
| Ford Fairmont | (See Dodge Dart) |
| Ford Mustang | I slow down to 85 in school zones |
| Ford Crown Victoria | I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them |
| Geo Storm | I will start the 11th grade in the Fall. |
| Geo Tracker | I will start the 12th grade in the Fall. |
| Honda del Sol | I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all |
| Honda Civic | I have just graduated and have no credit |
| Honda Accord | I lack any originality and am basically a lemming. |
| Infiniti Q45 | I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending. |
| Isuzu Impulse | I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports. |
| Jaguar XJ6 | I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year. |
| Kia Sephia | I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp. |
| Lincoln Town Car | I live for bingo and covered dish suppers |
| Mercury Grand Marquis | (See above) |
| Mercedes 500SL | I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph |
| Mercedes 560SEL | I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole |
| Mazda Miata | I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler |
| MGB | I am dating a mechanic |
| Mitsubishi Diamante | I don't know what it means either |
| Nissan 300ZX | I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings. |
| Oldsmobile Cutlass | I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts |
| Peugeot 505 Diesel | I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List |
| Plymouth Neon | I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena |
| Pontiac Trans AM | I have a switchblade in my sock |
| Porsche 944 | I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me |
| Rolls Royce Silver Shadow | I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal |
| Saturn SC2 | (See Honda Civic) |
| Subaru Legacy | I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu |
| Toyota Camry | I am still in the closet |
| Volkswagon Beetle | I still watch Partridge Family reruns |
| Volkswagon Cabriolet | I am out of the closet |
| Volkswagon Microbus | I am tripping right now |
| Volvo 740 Wagon | I am frightened of my wife |
Squirrel Cam - University of South Carolina
some guy with a web cam that has a motion sensor attached to it took this video. Its pretty cool.
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