| Acura Integra |
I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars |
| Acura Legend |
I'm too bland for German cars |
| Acura NSX |
I am impotent |
| Audi 90 |
I enjoy putting out engine fires |
| Buick Park Avenue |
I am older than 34 of the 50 states |
| Cadillac Eldorado |
I am a very good Mary Kay salesman |
| Cadillac Seville |
I am a pimp |
| Chevrolet Camaro |
I enjoy beating up people |
| Chevrolet Chevette |
I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette |
| Chevrolet Corvette |
I'm in a mid-life crisis |
| Chevrolet El Camino |
I am leading a militia to overthrow the government |
| Chrysler Cordoba |
I dig the rich Corinthian leather |
| Datsun 280Z |
I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well |
| Dodge Dart |
I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower |
| Dodge Daytona |
I delivered pizza for four years to get this car |
| Ford Fairmont |
(See Dodge Dart) |
| Ford Mustang |
I slow down to 85 in school zones |
| Ford Crown Victoria |
I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them |
| Geo Storm |
I will start the 11th grade in the Fall. |
| Geo Tracker |
I will start the 12th grade in the Fall. |
| Honda del Sol |
I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all |
| Honda Civic |
I have just graduated and have no credit |
| Honda Accord |
I lack any originality and am basically a lemming. |
| Infiniti Q45 |
I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending. |
| Isuzu Impulse |
I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports. |
| Jaguar XJ6 |
I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year. |
| Kia Sephia |
I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp. |
| Lincoln Town Car |
I live for bingo and covered dish suppers |
| Mercury Grand Marquis |
(See above) |
| Mercedes 500SL |
I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph |
| Mercedes 560SEL |
I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole |
| Mazda Miata |
I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler |
| MGB |
I am dating a mechanic |
| Mitsubishi Diamante |
I don't know what it means either |
| Nissan 300ZX |
I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings. |
| Oldsmobile Cutlass |
I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts |
| Peugeot 505 Diesel |
I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List |
| Plymouth Neon |
I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena |
| Pontiac Trans AM |
I have a switchblade in my sock |
| Porsche 944 |
I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me |
| Rolls Royce Silver Shadow |
I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal |
| Saturn SC2 |
(See Honda Civic) |
| Subaru Legacy |
I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu |
| Toyota Camry |
I am still in the closet |
| Volkswagon Beetle |
I still watch Partridge Family reruns |
| Volkswagon Cabriolet |
I am out of the closet |
| Volkswagon Microbus |
I am tripping right now |
| Volvo 740 Wagon |
I am frightened of my wife |
some guy with a web cam that has a motion sensor attached to it took this video. Its pretty cool.
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