Success Through Ebonic & Tim Fort's Kinetic Art
Success Through Ebonics I
1. HOTEL - I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the HOTEL everybody.
2. RECTUM - I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady RECTUM both.
3. DISAPPOINTMENT - My parole officer tol me if I miss DISAPPOINTMENT they gonna send me back to the big house.
4. FORECLOSE - If I pay alimony dis month, I'll have no money FORECLOSE.
5. CATACOMB - Don King was at the fight the other night, Man, somebody give that CATACOMB.
6. PENIS - I went to the doctor and he handed me a cup and said PENIS.
7. ISRAEL - Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex, I said Man, that looks fake. He said, No, ISRAEL.
8. UNDERMINE - There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment UNDERMINE.
9. STAIN - My mother-in-law axed if I was STAIN for dinner again.
10. SELDOM - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so I SELDOM.
11. ODYSSEY - I told my bro, you ODYSSEY the tits on this hoe.
12. HORDE - My sister got in trouble cause she HORDE around in school.
13. INCOME - I just got in bed wit tis hoe and INCOME my ol' lady.
14. FORTIFY - I axed da hoe how much? And she said FORTIFY.
15. ACOUSTIC - When I was 11, my uncle bought me ACOUSTIC and then he took me to da pool hall.
16. IRAQ - When we gots to the pool hall, I tol' my uncle, IRAQ you break.
17. HONOR - At our rape trial, the judge axed my buddy who be HONOR first.
18. TRIPOLI - My 'ol lady wants a bra for her birthday, but I couldn't find no 44 TRIPOLI.
More Fun Links :
Tim Fort's Kinetic ArtEver setup dominos and knock them all down ? Well , so does this guy, except he seems to have alot of free time on his hands. But this is really cool to watch.
