1. Yo mama’s breath is so bad that when she breathes, her teeth duck out of the way. 2. Yo mama’s breath is so bad, she could clear a chat room. 3. Yo mama’s breath is so stank, when she talks her lips go numb. 4. Yo mama’s breath is sooo bad, she made Close Up back up. 5. Yo mama’s breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!