Regardless of what you may hear, there's still many women these days who are excellent "housekeepers". Seems each time they get a divorce, they keep the house. Q: What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students? A: Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once. Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common? A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...