These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs... 1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed 2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye 3. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 4. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me? 5. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling 6. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2 7. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine 8. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You 9. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well 10. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better 11. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 12. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite 13. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here 14. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back Crying my eyes out over you 15. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now 16. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) 17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus 18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him 19. Please Bypass this Heart 20. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger 21. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly