- Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session. - Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. - Signs are required to be written in English. - You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words. - No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. - It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office. Yes, these are REAL laws in the state of Georgia.