Q. What did the woman say to her swimming instructor? A. "Will I really drown if you take your finger out?" Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is? A. Ate something. Q. When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? A. When he eats his first Brownie Q. What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"? A. About three inches.