1. Li'l Naturalist Hornet Farm 2. A Pee Wee Herman pull toy 3. The Duncan Yo -- Goes down, never comes back. Teaches children about warranties 4. ,200 pick up -- a jumbo deck of cards that lets kids play a larger version of their favorite game 5. The "Learn about puberty chia pet" 6. Supersoaker 9000: For use on those hard to reach targets; NFL referees, low flying planes, and many more. At close range it can strip paint, clean rusty grills, and dig utility trenches. 7. The laff-o-minit jajic spellin' tootor 8. Doggie dentist -- Kids learn about dentistry on the family pooch. 9. Cuisin-Art -- Turns mommy's food processor into a spinning paint tool. 10. Water retention Wanda -- Teaches kids the principles of the calendar. 11. Advanced play medical kit -- includes colonoscope and speculum. 12. Chocolate covered lead soldiers. 13. Bungeroo -- kid sized bungee kit for second story bedrooms. 14. Islamic strip poker -- lose a hand, lose a hand.