A priest and a nun are golfing. The nun shoots first: She shoots a hole in one. The priest shoots: right into the sandtrap. "S***! I missed" "You shouldn't say that, your a priest!" "Sorry, I won't do it again. The second hole, the nun shoots: hole in one. The priest shoots: right into the sand trap. "S*** I missed" "Come on, stop saying that!" "OK, OK, I won't say it again" The third hole, the nun shoots: hole in one. The priest shoots: right into the sand trap. "S*** I missed" "CUT IT OUT!" "FINE! I pray to God that if I I say that one more time, God will stike me down with lightning" The fourth hole, the nun shoots: hole in one. The priest shoots: right into the sand trap. "S*** I missed" Then a big bolt of lightning comes down from the sky and zaps the nun. A big voice in the sky: "S*** I missed"