-when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. -she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. -she thought she needed a token to get on “Soul Train”. -she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said “concentrate”. -she told me to meet her at the corner of “WALK” and “DONT WALK”. -they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade. a-t the bottom of the application where it says “sign here,” she put “Sagittarius”. -she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. -it takes her two hours to watch “60 Minutes”. -she thought a quarterback was a refund.