Some Bad Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints. What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller. Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died? He pasta way. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one! Have you heard the joke about the bed? It hasn’t been made up yet. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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