How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Follow the fresh prints.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died?
He pasta way.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
Have you heard the joke about the bed?
It hasn’t been made up yet.
What do you call a fly without wings?