Tiger Woods Joke 01 Did you hear Nike’s new motto? Just do me. Tiger Woods Joke 02 Did you hear Tiger Woods changed his name to Cheetah? Tiger Woods Joke 03 One of the women who claims she slept with Tiger Woods says they never talked about golf while having sex. However, contractually Tiger was obligated to talk about Nike, Gatorade and American Express. Tiger Woods Joke 04 Ping has a new set of irons called Elins. They’re clubs you can beat Tiger Woods with. Tiger Woods Joke 05 The police asked Tiger Woods wife how many times she hit him. “I can’t remember,” Elin Woods said, “just put me down for a 5.” Tiger Woods Joke 06 Tiger Woods always gives 110 percent. That is why he gave 100 percent to his wife and still had 10 percent left over for his alleged mistress.