Tiger Woods Joke 07 Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron. Tiger Woods Joke 08 Tiger Woods drove his balls into a tree Tiger Woods Joke 09 Tiger Woods has a new movie coming out. It’s called Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant. Tiger Woods Joke 10 Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one. Tiger Woods Joke 11 Tiger Woods other women aren’t mistresses. They’re provisional. Tiger Woods Joke 12 What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal? They’ve both been clubbed by a Norwegian. Tiger Woods Joke 13 What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards. Tiger Woods Joke 14 What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Santa stopped at three ho’s. Tiger Woods Joke 15 Whenever Tiger Woods strikes a long putt, someone always shouts out “In the hole”. Betcha Tiger Woods never hears that from Elins’ lips again!