1. "What the f... was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima 2. "Where did all these f...ing Indians come from?" -Custer 3. "Any f...ing idiot could understand that." -Einstein 4. "It does SO f...ing look like her!" -Picasso 5. "How the f... did you work that out?" -Pythagoras 6. "You want WHAT on the f...ing ceiling?" -Michaelangelo 7. "I don't suppose it's gonna f...ing rain." -Joan of Arc 8. "Scattered f...ing showers...my ass!" -Noah 9. "I need this parade like I need a f...ing hole in my head!" -JFK 10. "Aw, c'mon Monica, who the f... is going to find out?" -Bill Clinton