10. You get this one, I'll pay next time. 9. My wife doesn't understand me. 8. It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing. 7. The check is in the mail. 6. I love your new hat/haircut/dress/suit...! 5. ...but we can still be good friends. 4. It's supposed to make that noise. 3. I'm from the government, and I am here to help you. 2. ...then take a left. You can't miss it. 1. We'll release the upgrade by the end of the year.