Yo Momma's so fat she gets her toenails painted at Lucky's Auto Body. Your momma's armpits so stink she put on Right Guard and it went left. Your momma's like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw. Your momma's house is so small, when you buy a large pizza you have to go outside and eat it Your momma's so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower! Yo momma's got more mileage then a New York city taxi. Yo momma's face is so pimply that her tears need a 4x4 to get down her face. Yo momma's so loose, she jerks herself with the fat end of a baseball bat. Yo momma so poor when I rang the doorbell she stuck her head out the window and yelled ding dong.