Parenting can be difficult, especially in a religious family.Here's a list so that you can identify when your Amish teenager is getting into trouble. -Sometimes stays in bed until after 5 a.m. -In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets. -Shows up at barn raisings in full "KISS" makeup. -He's wearing his big black hat backwards. -His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy." -Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap." -You come upon his secret stash of colored socks. -Uses slang expression, "Talk to the hand, 'cause the beard ain't listening." -Was recently pulled over for driving under the influence of cottage cheese. -When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh."