-she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. -she tripped over a cordless phone. -when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left”, she turned around and went home. -she thought General Motors was in the Army. -she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. -she got stabbed during a shoot-out. -she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. -under “education” on her job application, she put “Hooked On Phonics”. -she tried to drown a fish.