182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year. 4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths. 70% of a humans weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris’ weight is his dick. A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states. A duck’s quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.