Three crude Michael Jackson jokes. Their jokes, don't get sand in your vagina. Michael Jackson Joke 01 Bubbles the chimp will be happy Michael Jackson died, his ass won’t be red like a baboons anymore! Michael Jackson Joke 02 Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener Michael Jackson Joke 03 Farrah fawcet died and went to heaven. God gave her one wish. She wished all the children in the world would be safe, so God killed Micheal Jackson.