10. Indecision is the key to flexibility. 9. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. 8. Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away! 7. Plagiarism saves time. 6. If at first you don't succeed, try management. 5. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 4. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break. 3. TEAMWORK.....means never having to take all the blame yourself. 2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos.....then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. 1. A person who smiles in the face of adversity.....probably has a scapegoat