10. You tripped over a cordless phone. 9. You spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate" 8. You told your buddy to meet you at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK". 7. You sent a fax with a stamp on it. 6. You think a quarterback is a kind of refund. 5. When you were taking your friend to the airport you saw a sign that said "Airport Left" and you turned around and went home. 4. You sold your car for gas money. 3. They had to burn the school down to get you out of third grade. 2. At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. you put "Sagittarius". 1. It takes you two hours to watch 60 Minutes