It's the wifes birthday... Husband: honey I'm sorry I forgot your birthday. Wife: Ok well if you really love me you will bring me something that will go from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds. The husband says ok. The next day... Wife: Where's my present? Husband: It's in the driveway Honey. Wife is excitedly runs out there and looks at the driveway and finds a weight scale. Wife: Looks at him all confused. Husband: Well, You said 0 to 200 in 3 seconds... hop on!