-You might be a redneck if your sister is also your aunt. -You might be a redneck if your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby due to an alien abduction. -You might be a redneck if your sister/brother is also your cousin -You might be a redneck if your spare tire is a cement block. -You might be a redneck if your Thanksgiving centerpiece has ever been prepared by a taxidermist. -You might be a redneck if your toothbrush is a hand-me-down -You might be a redneck if your wardrobe consists of nothing but cammo and flannel.