family is expecting

the free trial wants what now

this students prom dress

thanks for your support

just out for a delivery

a double fetch team

hope you never have to use it

i give up on being a cat

keep that filthy animal away from me

i decline your invitation

i am the king of farts

the slightest obstacle

how does a bill become law

paying the minimum on your credit card

how to stack people

who is your hero

when someone tells a funny joke

my dog got a little excited

i am on a seafood diet