Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook
Yo mama's so fat, she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.